I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

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Cool, that was close.

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Patti power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. We're good? Okay. We can edit this in somewhere or put it at the end or something, but I need, like, we're waiting for Michael to get done with what he's doing so that way we can start the episode,

so we haven't even done this yet.

But we have eaten the food.

We've eaten the food. And so has Kat, who is not part of the show, not part of this episode. We got Gracie the sandwich, and she went, the fuck. And so she ate it. She's like, I'm going to go see if anyone else wants this. We said, Find Cat. I walked out to go to the bathroom and out walks Kat from the studio, like,

adjacent to the recording room. And she just goes, I got it. And she's holding the sandwich up.

So, because when we walked in and we told her that we got Quiznos.

Oh, Cat had a whole story about how it was your favorite sandwich.

I love it.

Okay.

But the sandwich that you received is not your sandwich with black olives that you love so much from the Barton Creek Mall.

Correct.

Okay.

I don't think you asked any questions about what it was.

No, in fact, you didn't know what it was as you took it and then sent me a message after you started eating it that said,

what kind of meat is this supposed to be on the sandwich?

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