Castles

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Holly of Portsmouth blesses the beans with the ancient chat topic of castles for this week’s episode. They get close harmony groups and genetically engineered toads out of the way in short order and before you know it are on to an absolutely watertight movie pitch that will probably redefine cinema for a generation.

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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0:00.0	This podcast is supported by Money SuperSave Club.
0:03.2	We encourage you to listen to the end of be I think two weeks into 2024.
0:21.2	Yeah, they'll be in full January, misery. No ended sight zone at this stage.
0:26.0	They'll be halfway through dry Jan, weren't they? Some of them. It's quite a bleak time.
0:29.7	Do you know what I did last year, which I might do this year?
0:33.0	I left up my Christmas decorations until Candlemus.
0:37.0	When is Candelmus?
0:39.0	Early feb.
0:40.0	Well, well. Your Christmas tree must be an absolute fire hazard.
0:42.0	It would be totally, just a tender, a sort of dry... Your Christmas tree must be an absolute fire hazard.
0:42.5	It would be totally, just a tender, a sort of dry crackly.
0:46.2	What is that sort of Welsh Orthodox tradition?
0:49.8	Well, A, I don't have a real Christmas tree. I have a plastic one so it could stay up
0:53.0	365 if I wanted it to.
0:55.4	It can be Christmas every day, can't it?
0:57.4	It'll be 366 next year, the old sleep year.
0:59.5	Next year, next year, next year, isn't it?
1:01.3	Excitingly.
1:02.3	It'll outlive you, won't it? That's the promise
1:03.8	made with those ones. I mean, yeah, it would literally take 10,000 years to decompose.
1:08.6	The promise is, you will die first with this plastic Christmas tree.
1:17.0	Although I think probably pretty flammable, at all times. Certainly noxious.
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