Cast Your Vote In Cassie’s Backyard Battle!

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🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Can you help Cassie convince her husband to make this major change to their backyard? SHE wants to turn their yard into a wildflower meadow to help pollinators! Her husband says HELL NO! When they eventually sell, the people will want GRASS! Whose side are you on? 🌸

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.1	We usually call this segment couples court.
0:03.4	Today we're calling it is Chad a buzzkill.
0:09.5	I think my husband has just about had it with me and my antics.
0:14.3	A while ago I came on for a couple's court because I wanted a she shed in the backyard,
0:19.1	which is a shed for me and my clothes and my stuff.
0:21.9	Oh, yeah.
0:22.6	Yeah.
0:22.9	And he gave in.
0:24.2	I am getting one at the end of the summer once the house is all done.
0:27.6	We're going to have a sign on it.
0:28.5	That's a she shed.
0:29.7	If you're new around here, Cassie's living out of an RV right now because she had some
0:34.3	trees fall on our house and insurance sucks.
0:36.7	They do. And we just passed the one year anniversary of that day.
0:39.6	Woo!
0:41.0	Oh, no.
0:43.1	So while we're working on the backyard, I had another great idea.
0:47.8	So most yards are grass.
0:50.4	Blu boring, right?
0:52.0	But it's expensive to maintain.
0:57.2	Usually I have to have a company. And and where we live we live by some i don't want to call it a forest but acreage of woods like there's a lot of wildlife sometimes
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