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Dork Diaries: Tales From a Not-So Fabulous Life
Simon and Schuster
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2020
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Nikki daydreams about her new crush Brandon and meets her soon-to-be-BFFs Chloe and Zoey.
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| 0:00.0 | This diary belongs to Nicky J Maxwell, private and confidential. |
| 0:05.9 | If found, please return to me for reward. |
| 0:10.8 | No snooping allowed. Rachel Renee Russell presents The Dorp Diaries Podcast. |
| 0:26.0 | Brought to you by Simon and Chester Audio. Episode 4, Wednesday, September 11th. |
| 0:41.3 | Today everyone in the cafeteria was super excited because Mackenzie was handing out |
| 0:46.2 | invitations to her big birthday bash. |
| 0:50.0 | Guys were high-f hugging one another like |
| 0:55.0 | and hugging one another like they had just |
| 0:58.0 | scored tickets to a sold-out concert |
| 1:00.6 | of their favorite boy band. |
| 1:03.0 | I got an invite! |
| 1:05.0 | I got an invite! |
| 1:06.0 | O.M. G. I'm so excited. |
| 1:09.0 | It was beyond disgusting. |
| 1:11.0 | Ew! |
| 1:12.0 | For the rest of the day, everyone Mackenzie invited to her party sucked up to her like human vacuum cleaners, |
| 1:20.0 | except for Brandon Roberts. |
| 1:23.0 | Here, Brandon. |
| 1:25.0 | When she gave him an invitation, she tried to flirt with him by twirling her hair around her |
| 1:30.0 | finger and smiling really big. She even accidentally dropped her purse on |
| 1:36.3 | purpose so he would pick it up for her. But Brandon just glanced at |
| 1:41.4 | Mackenzie's invitation, shoved it into his backpack, and walked right past her. |
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