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Ask Iliza Anything

Carrot Break

Ask Iliza Anything

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Iliza wonders about dumb life hacks and speaks on bonding between women. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/iliza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram, comment section!

0:13.5

Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it!

0:23.0

I've got the answer! You asked me! Ask a laser anything!

0:30.0

Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

No. Because the door was open and I'm eating a carrot and I know the hate mail I get when I eat carrots.

0:42.0

So it's just in joy. It's free ASMR ride. No people don't like that at all. I'm gonna get DMs. Well how am I supposed to eat?

0:50.0

You eat at other times of the day. I don't have that! No! What was that chunk where I saw you in the kitchen? I had a miscarriage, okay?

0:58.0

I'm gonna go with those, my answer to everything. But chunk where you were when I was eating my lunch? No, and you were like eating chicken with your hands, yeah. No?

1:06.0

The vegetarian now. Oh! So you didn't see me eating chicken? You were eating something that looked like, what's that place you like?

1:14.0

A boil of gold? No, the one that's like a boil of gold but nice. What's like a nice...

1:22.0

You're talking about maestro's? No! No, it's the one you've got. They have like a California power plate or like something.

1:31.0

Oh, bahafresh? No! Yes! A nice, oh boy, a loco! Yeah! This is how you classify things.

1:40.0

Yeah, I got McDonald's but it's nicer burger king. No! Burger King is a worse McDonald's. Well done with the carrot now. This is episode...

1:48.0

It doesn't matter what number it is, but you're in it folks. One, oh!

1:52.0

The whole one on five? My aunt Debbie is a life coach and we want to have her on the podcast to answer like some deep questions and she was like, I love Cauchy!

2:00.0

I had prune this morning and Cauchy, I'm still waiting. So I guess you were saying it's that thing where if you eat it often enough, it's probably fine.

2:08.0

Yeah, and I'm saying it should be safe enough that it's not like eating a ballistic missile and it shouldn't...

2:14.0

Like having a bowl of it shouldn't be enough to disrupt you. It's not like that guy in Massachusetts that ate all that black licorice.

2:21.0

He ate like a bag and a half for two weeks straight. One bowl of Cauchy. Two bowls of Cauchy shouldn't...

2:26.0

Two bowls of anything commercial should not f up your life. Who's this person that ate all this licorice? Is that a real thing?

2:32.0

That's a whole new, just a man who I was sent so many articles about. He ate a bag and a half of black licorice and it like messed with his blood sugar or his cholesterol, a blood pressure.

2:43.0

And it turns out it's like a very small amount like two not leaders. It's like only if only like two ounces of black licorice a day for a couple weeks can like mess with your blood pressure.

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