Double Elvis

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Discrease land is a production of Double Elvis.

The stories about Hood Hip Hop Queen, Cardi B, are in singing.

She admitted to drugging and robbing men to bankroll her rise from the streets.

She allegedly ordered the beat down of a strip club bartender to scare off her man.

She definitely brought with Nicki Minaj at a prestigious Gala event.

Named after the liquor she loved and proudly sporting the signature red of the blood street gang, Cardi, short for Bacardi, became America's biggest celebrity stripper in Hip Hop's sensation through the sheer force of personality.

She took over reality TV, became one of the most successful female rappers of all time, all on the back of her no fucks given in your face authenticity.

In armed with this diamond sharp sense of self, Cardi B made great music.

That music you heard at the top of the show, that wasn't great music.

That was a preset loop from my Melotron called all the angels sing MK3.

I've played you that loop because I can't afford the rights to girls like you by Maroon 5, with a featured verse by No joke, Cardi B herself.

And why would I play you that specific slice of Red Pill cheese can I afford it?

Because that was the number one song in America on September 29, 2018.

And that was the night Cardi B found herself in the middle of a violent melee in a queen strip club that led to charges that still stand today, a potential prison sentence in courtroom drama that is yet to play itself out.

On this episode, Insta Celebrity, strip club beatdowns, Red Pill cheese in the inimitable Cardi B.

I'm Jake Brennan, and this is the Scraceland.

Cardi B kept her right leg aligned vertically with the pole and stood parallel to the cold titanium rod that stretched from the floor to the ceiling.

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