Captain Planet w/ Alex Ptak

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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It is with heavy hearts that we bid farewell to our boy Alex Ptak as he moves on to bigger and brighter things. The only thing to do at a moment like this is talk about Captain Planet for some reason. CHECK OUT ALEX'S NEW SHOW, QUORATORS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/quorators/id1646130232 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmiXKcdz-YDi7Ti73cR5VA NEXT PAID PROTEST https://secure.actblue.com/donate/paidprotestoct MERCH poddamnamerica.bigcartel.com PATREON + DISCORD patreon.com/poddamnamerica

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0:00.0	Locked them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness.
0:10.0	The government gives them the drugs, bills bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law,
0:16.0	and then wants us to sing God bless America.
0:19.0	No, no, no, not God bless America.
0:21.6	God damn America that's in the Bible for killing innocent people.
0:26.6	God damn America for treating her citizens as less than human.
0:31.6	God damn America as long as she tries to act like she is proud and she is supreme.
0:43.3	Okay, so it's annoying when people call me Jake from State Farm.
0:47.3	That's what we were talking about before we started.
0:50.3	And then we figured out that Jake from State Farm, the character from the insurance
0:55.5	commercials used to be white and now he's black.
0:58.0	We're searching the internet to try to find someone who's angry about it.
1:01.1	Andrews has found MAGA reviews.
1:03.2	I found it Canadian MAGA guy.
1:06.3	What, how do you?
1:07.4	Maca.
1:08.2	How does that work?
1:09.4	He, I don't know what his deal is, but he's on Twitter.
1:13.6	He's very active.
1:15.0	Maco.
1:15.2	Has nearly 28,000 followers and following.
1:21.2	And he says that, well, Jade from State Farm went woke.
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