Welcome to Stu Potty, home of the greatest media mind ever to walk the planet.

Ok show, here's a deal, he's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace his planet.

Hey Stu got to ya, hey I'm bad with the voice, it sounds like Barry White and Big

I'd say, hey let's do it's baby, ya ya ya ya.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stu Gotts, and this is Stu Potty, here we go Jim.

Billy, it's rare that I do this because you are an exceptional producer, you have me organized, you really do.

You're great at like telling me who we're talking to when we're talking to them, but on this one I have no idea who we're talking to and why we're doing it and where it's gonna air.

So what the hell are we doing right now?

We're picking some football games with Captain Lee from below deck, but I wasn't sure that you were gonna be in on this and you're gonna do this so I brought in an expert to help us.

You did, well how did expert right because you and I are not very versed in, he's a captain of a ship, you're saying right?

Yeah, so I brought in an expert to help us do this today.

Ok, here we are waiting for our expert, this is our experts, let me get outta here.

I'm going to let him captain Lee, I am going to tell him and I've told Stu Gotts, you are our sea captain expert.

That's like, I just love all things not a cool man.

Give us your boat of feedays if you don't mind, why are you the one who's, why are you our experts?

I once went on a pirate boating excursion in Cancun.

Ah, ok, so he's been on a boat, so there you go Stu.

I know a port, starboard, the bow is, Jesus.

Ok, alright, great.

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