Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, in this post-truth universe in which we cannot even believe

our own eyes because of the advent of AI, one must preface all videos by saying they are in fact

AI. Despite the fact that it was so painfully obvious, one would either have to be delusional

gullible or AI very real.

The AI in this is sufficiently faked such that I did not think I needed to give the prelude that it was AI.

But it seems I must.

Candice Owens describing her meeting with Erica Kirk.

Behold.

I know all you guys want to know what happened during my meeting with Erica.

So here it goes.

We met in Nashville because I didn't want to fly anywhere and have my plane shut down by Israel.

So I told her to come here instead.

She gets here and first thing she does is she gives me some homemade cookies.

And I'm like, bitch, I ain't eating those poison chocolate chip cookies.

She tried to poison me.

Anyway, I'm still alive after almost dying from the poisoned Israeli cookies.

And we start talking.

Then you're not going to believe what happened next.

The waiter asks us if we want something to drink, but he's wearing the Star of David.

So I'm like, I ain't about to drink no poisons lemonade from you, you Mossad agent.

So anyway, I almost die again from Israeli lemonade poisoning.

And Erica is like, I'll just have some water please, which is obviously code for,

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