"Canal Help You?" and other tales...

Radio 2's Confessions

BBC

Unknown

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week's tales include a ghastly gate, hazardous helpfulness, a disastrous (first) date and a trying teacher. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the best reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus another tale unearthed from the Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is the BBC.
0:02.0	Dear brothers and sisters,
0:04.0	all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,
0:07.0	whether Saint or sinner.
0:12.0	Well, hello and welcome to another Confessions Podcast
0:15.0	from the BBC.
0:16.0	Was that love slightly insincere?
0:18.0	It was like we're in the middle of a dinner party.
0:21.0	Anyway, it's another Confessions Podcast
0:24.0	and the radio tourdeens gather together
0:26.0	to tell their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception
0:29.0	and then Bobby Amat, they just go,
0:31.0	well, you know, Bobby used to be hardcore now,
0:34.0	she's softening up and Matt forgives everybody.
0:36.0	Unless he takes it.
0:38.0	We haven't actually had any Confessions from art students for a while.
0:41.0	Oh, art students.
0:43.0	I look for Malice.
0:44.0	If there's Malice and self-interest, that's what I don't like.
0:46.0	I look for Beres.
0:47.0	This week for your listing pleasure,
0:49.0	if you've got a berry with Malice,
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from BBC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of BBC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.