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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Can Your Husband Put My Shelf Up?

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, News, Music, Music History, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Vanessa has some jealousy issues. With another mom at their kid’s school, so Danielle calls as that mom asking dad for a favor!

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Danielle? What's your phone tap all about? All right. So Rich reached out, said his wife, Vanessa, had some jealousy issues with another mom at their kid's school. So he said, why don't we phone tap her? Call is the hot single mom who needs to borrow her hubby for a little bit of housework. Oh, no, this isn't good. All right, let's see what you do here. Hello. Hi, me to speak to Rich, please. Who's calling, please? This is her. Are you seeing my mom? Yes, see my mom. What do you mean? I actually need to talk to Rich. Is he around?

1:29.4

Um, what is it regarding? Do you need, what do you need? Oh, I actually have, um, a shelf that I need put up at my house and I was thinking that maybe it's possible if he could swing by here at some point and maybe help me out with that? You're calling my husband for that? Yeah, well, I don't, unfortunately, you know, i'm a single mom and he's always so nice to me at school whenever i picked my name me up and he gave you this phone number no he i got it off the school list they they give out a list with all the parents phone numbers you can't you don't have anybody else that you can call you're gonna just my husband unfortunately not i'm a single mom so i'm really aware that you're a single mom. I'm very aware of that. In fact, you know what? Every single mother at that school, and I am absolutely feel comfortable speaking for all of them, you have overstepped the line now. Excuse me? With what? I didn't do anything. You come up to that. You come up to our school every day and you flirt with every husband there. Wait a second. Wait a second. I'm not calling to say when I your husband. I don't understand. What the hell? My husband is not on this earth to do your work for you. And I'm sure that he's just going to put up a shell for you and you're going to prance around in your little bunny foo outfits that you wear to school. Oh, that's it.

1:44.2

What the fuck?

1:44.8

Just because you probably don't dress sexy for your husband,

1:47.8

don't take it out on me and be jealous of me. You need to shut the fuck up. Yeah, just because I'm warm and I'm nice to people, and people like to talk to me, and you're just a bitch. Real warm and real nice with your

1:57.2

hanging out of your shirt picking up your son.

1:59.0

Have I ever slept with any of the husbands?

2:00.8

Let them go get your own husband, okay?

2:02.7

Except for that one, that one time. nice with your hanging out of your shirt picking up your son. Have I ever slept with any of the husbands?

2:01.6

Let him go get your own husband, okay?

2:02.7

Except for that one,

2:03.6

that one time. Oh, man, she's going to kill me. All right. So, you know, obviously, she's going to call you right away and tell you I called. So, wait for the call. Okay, you're calling me right now. Hold on one second.

2:16.8

Hello?

2:17.8

Hey, sorry, Mr. Call.

2:19.1

Do you know who just called the house?

2:20.4

We made mom. The skank called the house and wanted you to come fix her shelf. And? Are you kidding? Yeah, I mean, if she doesn't have anybody, someone should help her. You know what? Then you go fix her shelf. Fine. You go to fix, no. I mean, I'll just go over there on the way home from work. Oh my God, you are kidding me. What's the big deal? Don't you trust me? No, I don't. Yes, I trust you. No, I don't trust her. Because she wants to jump up her... I can't believe you don't see the issue here. single woman that's hot wants you to come over and fix her shelf. But doesn't matter if she's hot, because I love you, babe. She got the class list and she looked, she found you. She was calling you. And then enticed me on top of the-up. We see each other a couple times a week. It's, you know, it's no big deal. We just, we're friendly with each other. What are you the mayor of town all the mothers? What are you doing?

3:09.3

Hello. big deal. We just, we're friendly with each other. What do you, the mayor of town, all the mothers? What are you doing?

3:13.1

Yeah. Hello? Hello. Hello. Hi.

3:19.4

What the fuck? Are you kidding me? This is actually Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durand in the morning show. You just got phone tapped. Oh my God. You are kidding me.

3:24.6

Vanessa, Rich said that you had a little issue with some of the mothers at the school,

3:29.2

so while we thought you a little joke on you.

3:31.1

I'm so angry right now.

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