Can You Have It All? The Bert Show Is Split On How To Respond To A Listener’s Email!

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🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Can you have it all? Kristin says, NOPE. Bert say YEP! You just gotta change your definition! We read an email from a listener that may change your perspective on what having it "all" really means.

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.3	Even though this week, Kristen is filled with manatee love and joy the way that Katie Perry was when she got off of that Blue Origin rocket and said that she felt the love of the world.
0:16.4	Do you know that if Katie Perry can, listen.
0:19.8	She felt the love of the world when it land. Bert, if Katie Perry can't, listen. She felt the love of the world when it landed.
0:22.7	Bert, if Katie Perry can call herself an astronaut because she flew up to space for 11 minutes,
0:28.0	I can call myself a marine biologist because I saw manatee.
0:32.1	I wanted to fight.
0:33.5	You've been watching them on the webcams this morning.
0:35.7	Well, I thought I saw one.
0:36.8	It was a turtle, but that's okay.
0:39.1	You know the difference.
0:40.3	I do.
0:42.0	Just like a marine biologist's one.
0:43.9	So even though she's filled with all this love and joy and positivity, she still disagrees
0:49.4	with me because I say that you can't have it all.
0:52.1	Kristen goes, no, you can't. And I got this email a couple of weeks ago that I've been trying to get to that I thought would lead us into a pretty good debate about it.
1:00.0	I am so ready for this debate.
1:01.2	I did my homework, ma'am.
1:02.2	Have you?
1:02.6	Yes.
1:03.0	Okay.
1:03.8	I have done none.
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