4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Okay, listeners, I got something to tell you somebody was messing around with my microphone, |
0:06.4 | I think to make me sound more like a robot, and so my sound sounds a little wonky. |
0:12.2 | Thank you very much, somebody. |
0:13.8 | You're welcome, because I was getting you ready for the robot takeover so that you would |
0:18.9 | sound more like a robot and nobody would recognize |
0:21.2 | that you were like a gross human. So you're welcome. |
0:24.6 | Um, okay, but I don't think that that's really going to happen. I really don't care for it when |
0:29.3 | you talk about it. And I wish that my sound sounded like I always sound like a human podcast host. |
0:35.6 | Well, if wishes were zebras, we'd be running a zebra preserve. |
0:40.6 | I don't know what that means. |
0:41.9 | Well, hopefully our listeners will just bear with me while we try to figure out what Lisa did |
0:47.1 | to my microphone. |
0:48.0 | But until then, on with the show. |
0:50.5 | Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything. |
0:57.5 | President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle. Dinosaurus had two brains. |
1:02.6 | Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day. |
1:07.8 | Believe me, I'm a historian, An astronaut or drive a DeLorean. |
1:12.6 | Would I lie? |
1:13.6 | It's hard to say. |
1:15.6 | The Big Fiff! |
1:17.6 | Can you spot the light? |
1:18.6 | The Big Fibb! |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from GZM Shows, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of GZM Shows and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.