Can You Bring Me Some Paper

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Neighbors are supposed to be there for one another. Fool #1 is in a situation and he needs some paper. Is it appropriate for a grown man to bring another grown man toilet paper or nah?

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.0	Mary Jane.
0:06.8	All right, coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:11.8	The subject, your best friend, is my girlfriend.
0:15.4	We'll get into that a little later, but right now the nephew is here to go rogue.
0:20.1	What's you got, Neff? We're about to go rogue. What you got now?
0:21.4	Go rogue.
0:21.8	We're about to go rogue with that 2021 Nissan Rogue shirt.
0:25.2	Here go my Go Rogue.
0:26.3	When going, Rogue goes right.
0:28.5	Okay, here we go, y'all.
0:29.9	Get a phone call to come out for one week to open up for the legendary Luther Vandross.
0:39.1	I get to do one week opening for the man himself,
0:43.5	the greatest crooner of all times.
0:45.5	Open up for Luther for a week.
0:47.9	I'm like, man, I'm crying.
0:49.5	I didn't done a week.
0:50.3	I'm happy the road manager come to me and say,
0:52.6	hey, kid, the boss wants to keep you.
0:56.4	I say, well, I say, what about that other comedian? Do you care about him? I said, no, I don't even
1:01.4	know him like that. So no. And for the next three years, baby, the nephew was opening up for the
1:09.5	legendary Luther Vangeloz.
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