5 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:02.0 | Get man. |
| 0:03.0 | You want it? |
| 0:06.0 | You want it? |
| 0:07.0 | I don't want to know. |
| 0:09.0 | Hey, motherfuckers! |
| 0:10.0 | Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it and you motherfucker you need it and if you're not going to eat it, I cram it down your goddamn throat I mean you probably I mean you probably |
| 0:22.7 | do I'm your host |
| 0:24.3 | same normal guy Michael Jones alongside |
| 0:26.5 | my unhinged co-host Jordan |
| 0:28.2 | Jordan they let you out early |
| 0:30.5 | what's up |
| 0:32.2 | he's on meds |
| 0:33.9 | he took mine |
| 0:36.1 | that's what happened. |
| 0:38.5 | They've tampered down. |
| 0:38.5 | They were in your hand and he went, |
| 0:41.9 | these tactics of like aggressively yelling at the audience, |
| 0:46.5 | it's a new tactic that I think works really well because we sold out of the switchforks. |
| 0:52.5 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:52.8 | After you yelled it. |
| 0:53.9 | You told them everyone to buy them. Not only they yelled to the to buy them, but I'm also. We sold out of the switch forks. Oh, yeah. After you yelled it. Yeah. |
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