Can They Escape A Crisis Bunker?
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🗓️ 18 August 2020
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today I've got a very special scenario for you. |
| 0:05.0 | It's poignant actually to, so real world happenings. |
| 0:09.0 | What's happening in the real world right now, Kurt? |
| 0:11.0 | It's something I'll get as demonetized though, I think, if I say it out loud. |
| 0:15.0 | So you three have all decided to move in together and have your own YouTube house. |
| 0:19.0 | Why? Oh no. |
| 0:20.0 | Wait, why? I don't even get a choice in roommates. I'm just stuck with these two. So you moved to a very secluded neighborhood in L.A. So secluded, you only have three neighbors. Paul Jacobs, Ada Brooks, and Mr. Lee Crabtree. But more on them later, they will be important, promise. Unfortunately, your timing is atrocious. Because some type of |
| 0:38.2 | virus has started to hit the West Coast. It's been all over the news and no one knows anything about it. |
| 0:42.8 | Other than people get the chills and faint. So to be safe, the government has put in a one-day |
| 0:48.2 | quarantine starting tomorrow. But you guys' cabinets are bare. I don't know who's in charge |
| 0:53.3 | of getting groceries, probably Ivan. |
| 0:54.6 | Ivan only needs eggs because that's all he can cook. |
| 0:57.8 | That's not true, I can also cook spam. |
| 0:59.3 | Okay? |
| 1:00.3 | So you head to the store and hit up the spam aisle for Ivan. |
| 1:02.8 | And you notice all your neighbors are also there trying to get stuff for this quarantine. |
| 1:06.2 | And then all of a sudden you hear someone screaming at the entrance of the store. |
| 1:10.1 | Something's going on, but you're not too sure of what? So, first action, do y'all want to investigate? Yes, what is going down? Okay, last time this happened, there was a homeless man trying to rob the right aid. I don't know, so... Guys, we got to see it. We got to check it out, guys, please. I guess we're checking out the commotion. You see people fleeing left and right screaming. What is happening? Then all of a sudden, the aisle in front of you starts falling over. What? You guys panic, but there's no way out. The whole aisle starts tipping over. Someone pushed over the aisle. Ivan, what'd you do? Fuck, I don't know what's going on. Is there a super sale? All the cans hit you on the head and you all pass out. Video over. Yeah, and then you died. All right, thanks for coming to Recreel. It's been fun. We died within five seconds. So all of a sudden, all three of you wake up, but you're definitely not in the store anymore. |
| 2:02.1 | You're in some room. |
| 2:04.1 | It looks like an underground bunker. |
| 2:06.6 | What? |
| 2:07.6 | Oh my God, were we kidnapped? |
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