Well, Kevin, very nice to be with you here in New York City.

Reunited at last. Having a great time. Are you having a great time in New York this week? Yes, I got to see some friends last night, got to go to Brooklyn. I'm not seeing a show, but I am staying in Times Square, so I feel like I'm seeing a show every morning. Wonderful. Well, I've also been out on the town, going to cool parties, meeting new people.

You know, I met this gay guy the other day who said he was a listener to the show.

Oh.

And I said, oh, hi, you know, and he said, oh, you're from Hard Fork, which one are you?

And I said, I'm the gay one.

And he said, I thought you both were gay.

And I had to explain to him that straight people also perform acapella.

And that it blew his mind.

It completely blew his mind.

Wow.

I feel like I have talked about my wife a non-negligible amount on this show.

It's reaching Borat levels of talking about one's wife.

And yet still, you know, people don't always pay close attention to what they're listening to.

And we're going to get into that later in the episode.

Yeah. Yeah.

Is it because they think like people sense some sort of like chemistry between us?

Is that like a thing?

No, he specifically said that he did not think that we had any chemistry. Okay, so we're just platonic. Yeah, no, it's completely platonic. Yeah. I think it's great, though, because it just goes to show you can listen to a podcast for a long time and still not really understand anything you're listening to. And I take that as a no.

We should keep that in mind as we plan our segments.

That's very good.

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