All right, time for a couple birthdays brought to you by men's room roasted red salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.

Diff responsibly!

I could have done that, Mike.

You sound like, that was a little bit like a TED impression.

Gentlemen, today's my son, Aden's 15th birthday.

He's an awesome kid who loves cars working out and chicken strips.

Can you give him a

farm montage? And the captain talking about his escapades with the cornflake rooster. Thank you for

the entertainment every day while I drive my truck in our Celsius Springs, Missouri. Best wishes

from his dad, Stephen. Oh, well, ahoy there, and happy

Happy 15th birthday.

You know, the rooster has his name.

His name is Cornelius.

Now, let me give you a little inside info about everybody's favorite cereal rooster.

It doesn't matter how late we went out drinking or what we did or what time we went to bed.

The problem of Cornelius, you see, is that the son of the bitch is still going to scream his head off when the sun comes up.

And you, Captain, let's know he's that excited to wake up that early in the mornings.

Just between you and me, we're on the fourth Cornelius.

Yeah, the Captain bitch stopped the other three

Did you snuff that rooster? I snuff that rooster

I choked that chicken

Crunchberries

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