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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Can't Get The Diarrhea Stench Out Of Car

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, News, Music, Music History, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Andrea gave her friends her car, and Garrett calls from the auto body shop with a little issue…

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:04.2

I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

0:08.0

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

0:12.2

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

0:18.8

Does anyone know what show they've come to see?

0:22.1

It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life. This is Wisecrack, available now.

0:28.9

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:34.6

Football is back. That's right. The new NFL season is here and you should be

0:39.2

listening to NFL Daily as we march along to Super Bowl 60. It's in the name NFL Daily. So you'll

0:45.6

have fresh content in your feed all season long. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, in an all-star cast

0:50.9

of co-hosts for previews and recaps of every single game. NFL Daily will keep you up to date with everything you need to know so you can sound smarter than all your friends. Listen to NFL Daily on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right. Garrett has the phone tap today. What's it all about? So, Cat and Mark wanted to play a phone tap on their friend, Andrea. So the friends asked Andrea to borrow a car for the day, but the one rule was, do not put your dog in my car. So I'm going to start the call to Andrea from the auto body shop saying, hey, the car's ready to be picked up. All right.

1:28.8

Let's see what happens.

1:31.3

Hello.

1:33.5

Hi, is this Andrea?

1:35.7

Yeah.

1:37.0

My name's David.

1:39.8

I work over at, you know, I'll put all detailers and workshop.

1:41.2

Uh-huh.

1:43.1

Your car is ready to be picked up.

2:18.1

We just finished it about 20 minutes ago. So if you want to come, just let me know, cash your credit. I think you have the wrong number. No, this is the number that you left when you dropped it off two hours ago. No, I didn't drop off my car. I don't even have my car right now, so you have the wrong number. Wait, hold on. Do you have a silver fee a license plate now? I'm a new sister, you and your boyfriend dropped it off this morning, said you needed it in a rush, just, you know, hurry it up. So I'm confused now. This is not your car. Hold on. I'm sorry. What happened in my car? Okay, well, there's a slight scratch along the driver's side that we were able to buff out really quick, no issues about

2:22.1

that. It was the back seat that we weren't able to take care of, that we got the diarrhea out

2:28.5

of the back, just the stench is still there. What? Yeah, there was massive amount of diarrhea in the back seat.

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