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We got a lot going on this morning.

We're talking about the election.

We're talking to people on the phone.

We're doing it all.

It's getting tight.

Let's go.

You got some more calls.

Uh-huh.

It's time for the prank calls. Yeah, but it's time for the prank. We got some more calls, yeah. All right, coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The subject, nothing he does is enough. We'll get into that, but right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Neff?

This one right here.

This is for my daddy, y'all.

All-time favorite.

Can I have your kidney?

Can I have your kidney?

Daddy, if you're listening, man.

This one for you, baby.

Yeah.

Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach brother Conley Woffson. This is Connolly Woff. How you doing, brother? This is Deacon Patterson called him from the church.

How you doing today? Deacon Patterson? Yeah. Just doing fine and yourself, sir. I'm doing good. Doing good.

You know, the church is behind you on what you're going through, and we're praying for you, man. We know all about the, you know, you're going into surgery on Friday to get your pancreas removed. So I wanted to give you a call, man, have a word of prayer, and let you know that we all are pulling for you, and we know that the man upstairs is going to pull you through this success.

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