Can I have a glass of gears please?
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Marcus isn’t here, so Pete has created an AI version to present today’s show. The two of them are joined by Luke and Vish to glug on another vat of Champions League action.
Elsewhere, Pete delves into his passion for Steampunk, Neil Warnock is no longer required at Torquay United and Chicharito follows in the footsteps of Brooklyn Beckham.
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| 0:00.0 | Dreaming, dreaming is free. |
| 0:04.3 | Barser, Imperious and Liverpool are through. |
| 0:07.1 | Welcome to Football Ramble. |
| 0:08.4 | It's Thursday, 19th of March. |
| 0:09.6 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:10.5 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:11.2 | And I'm the Ducidharajah. |
| 0:25.6 | You reckon the joint fish? What you doing? I was trying to hide my phone. Luke's phone's on display. |
| 0:28.6 | Yes, we've all got phones. It's 20-25. We've all got phones. |
| 0:34.6 | What year is it? It is 2026. By the way, the... We were still in the Champions League in 2025. When Vish does the Iron Vitus and Hunter Roger just before the beat, I think it's one of the most electrified moves in sports entertainment. It is absolutely... It's like when... It gives me a lot of satisfaction. It's like when the block... Is it Mike from the streets? What's Mike Skinner? |
| 0:54.1 | Mike Skinner. |
| 0:54.9 | Did that, talking about Tony Blair and Peter Manesson thing. |
| 0:58.2 | Is it 2005? |
| 0:59.2 | It might be. |
| 1:01.2 | It might be. |
| 1:02.2 | Yes. |
| 1:03.2 | It's the last night in Catalonia, Barcelona. |
| 1:07.2 | They took the ghost of Bobby Robson, kicking down the stairs, stole his wallet. |
| 1:13.3 | Which does happen in Barcelona. |
| 1:15.0 | It does happen in Barcelona. |
| 1:16.8 | The final score was Barcelona seven Newcastle 2, 8, 3, an aggregate. |
| 1:21.2 | Now the proper host of the Football Rambles, |
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