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Seven minutes after 12, you are listening to James O'Brien on LBC as we turn our attention to the mysteries in your lives,

rather than necessarily the mysteries in the news that we try to solve together for the other 14 hours

of the week that we spend together. The way it works is this. You have an idea in your head

right now. And in fact, now the kids have gone back to school, you've probably got some echoes

from their time at home over the summer that you haven't satisfactorily dealt with. Somebody

listening to this program will know the answer to your question. They will have the medicine for your ailment and they will provide it as long as you

get the ailment on the board and you do that in one way and one way only actually this hour.

035-6060973 is the number you need if you've got a question that needs answering.

The only rules are repetition is frowned upon, although we are only human and sometimes

can't remember having dealt with a question in the past that manages to sneak through the

armour of our switchboard for a second time. So I'll leave that in the eyes and ears of the people

picking up the phones. And the other thing is dullness, which really is in the ear of the beholder.

So Michael and Rianne answering the phones today, if they don't like your question, they will

politely, in one case, and somewhat less politely in the other, invite you to move along

so that we can find somebody else with a question that does tick all of our boxes. And listen,

it is obviously a little subjective. But in terms of working out in advance whether you're

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