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They'd say things like, yeah, there are no showers there, but just use wet wipes. And you don't

have to go into the sex tense unless you want to.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

My name is Griff.

Wait.

Where's Kira?

Oh, she's traveling. Okay. I did know that. Well, you know what? I really prefer to have someone

here with me, so I think that this might be the perfect time for petty crimes to have its first

ever guest judge. Yeah, let's do it.

You know our first guest from season four of Rupal's Drag Race. You also might be one of his

millions of social media fans. You might know him from the hit film A Star is Born,

or you might listen to him every week on his drag race dissection podcast, Race Chaser.

Please join me and welcoming to the petty crimes court, my friend, Willem.

All right, well, hello, Willem.

Hello.

Thank you for joining us.

It's so nice to see you in person.

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