Hello members of the press I'm happy to answer any questions you may have about our

camp Wewa Olympic Games would anyone like to start?

Oh me me me me, me, me. Uh, yes, Dennis. Hi, hello, Dennis from the Camp

We Wow Gazette. I wanted to talk about a rising star We Wow Olympic athlete. I'm sure you all know who I'm talking about.

He's excessively handsome with a beautiful singing voice. I believe his name is Dennis.

Is there a question?

No, no, no, just wanted to make sure that Dennis's good looks and incredible fashion sense

is on the official record.

Thank you. All right, all right, anyone with an actual question?

Uh, yes, Mindy?

Uh, Mindy here from the Wow Street Journal, uh, where can I park my motor pickle?

Well, behind the Wowittorium will do.

Seriously, no one here has any questions about closing day

for the Wee Wow Olympics? Oh, yeah, right here, I got one.

Guess, Thomas Fingerling.

Uh, yes, Thomas Fingerling here from, uh, upstairs.

Mr Guy Razzie, what is a Wee Wowpick?

The Wewow Olympics?

Uh, yes. What is it?

It's the camp-wide sports competition we've been throwing all week.

Where have you been?

Oh, okay, I see. I will take my answer off the air.

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