There was a massive urge in my room and I had to call I'm scared approaches. I had to call

Gabby to come and kill it. Did she? Yeah, she did. She just actually. She came from not in the same

in a different apartment building. Yeah. And you to go kill it. Wow. You know, that's how I knew

that's how I knew Ashley liked me when we first started dating. She called me to come over to kill

like an ant infestation in her apartment. And like I got over them, she wasn't scared at all to

ants. She just wanted my big manly brute strength around, you know, just to have. Yeah, I can do ants.

Ants are fun with me. Anything like roaches, creepy crawler. I hate those. I could I can't sleep if I

know one's alive in the room. Yeah, it's a toughy. It's like, what if he's like crawling on you? Oh,

I don't even want to think about it. I had my roommate right next to me. He had a

room. He had a roach fallout of event right onto his face. Oh, no, I would like I would never

like, I don't think I'd ever be in my room again if that happened. It would have been it.

Oh, so man, we're so manly. Yeah. All right, three.

I love football. It's a snowman ball. It's time out guys named Tay Woody. He's a trench monster.

Is the cockroach gone? Yeah, I'm in a different room right now. Like you're not in the same room

as normal. Oh my god. All right, three, two, one.

Welcome to On the Bench. I'm your host, Bread and Sonot joined by Zach Lofty and a special

Memorial Day episode of On the Bench. There's going to be a fairly quick episode. We're going to

try to move through it here. There were enough Newsy recruiting items to say for us to say,

hey, no, on the holiday, let's podcast out. Let's get a few stories out that Zach has written

this week. Do some previews and do some good work on the holiday. So, and it was when

to preview some of those stories and intel that Zach has had the last couple of days here on the

podcast. So let's start off with the big scoop from the weekend. I thought Zach was a pretty big

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