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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Calling Out of Jury Duty

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Chris tries to get out of jury duty, gives his verdicts on listeners' disputes, fights ADHD, debates if Jesus had sex, supports a listener who's transitioning and passionately plays two truths and a lie. • Get Surfshark VPN: https://surfshark.deals/klemens (use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE) • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) • Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order • Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://betterhelp.com/unhinged Donate to: Support Gavin: https://gofund.me/5278eb5b Support Ukraine: https://ukrainewar.carrd.co/ https://docs.google.com/document/d/15eTsCgyH8T3OJSka3UFnw5-XgMu40E74d6Sqg4IxRHw/mobilebasic https://www.wfp.org/stories/world-food-programme-set-assist-thousands-refugees-ukraine Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:33.9

You're my little squish. You're my little squishy. You're my little squishy. You're my

0:58.1

little squishy. She's starting. Hello, everybody. I'm petting my dog. Hey, everybody, what is

1:06.8

up? Welcome back to Unhinter with Chris Clemens, the podcast that I'm starting fully knowing

1:11.0

that I'm going to have to cough really loud because there is a weird scratch in my throat.

1:17.4

Yeah, that's probably good to turn down the level three to- anyways. Hey, oh my god,

1:22.9

that sounds automatically so much better. Before we get into the episode, I want to remind

1:28.8

you guys to subscribe to Unhinter with Chris Clemens, wherever you listen to podcasts.

1:34.2

And if you want to watch the video episodes, be sure to watch youtube.com slash Chris because

1:39.6

we put the podcasts video episodes up there as well. And if you want to join Patreon

1:44.6

for an additional episode a month plus maybe bonus content who knows we're still figuring

1:50.0

that out. But for 420 this year, we are going to be doing a smoking podcast episode on

1:57.2

the Patreon because I don't feel like getting banned off of youtube quite yet.

2:01.5

Booker, hey, ma'am, miss ma'am, I see the tail wagging, which means you hear me.

2:06.4

Yeah, come on. Oh, no. Come on, get up. We're chilling. We're chilling. Good girl. Good

2:11.4

girl. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Now before we get into the episode part two, I just wanted

2:17.7

to do a little shout out. And this one is from one of you guys. And it reads, hello, my

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