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The Secret Room | True Stories

Caleb's Caper

The Secret Room | True Stories

Ben Hamm

Storytelling, Personal Journals, Story, Podcast, Stories, True, Society & Culture

4.42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2016

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

In their teens Caleb and his Appalachian posse pulled off the scam of their lives, and no one ever snitched. Not even Crackhead Johnny.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an at-will presentation.

0:05.9

One time I was graduating from Army Basic Training,

0:09.8

and when I was in formation for the graduation,

0:13.1

actually standing in the ceremony, I pissed my pants.

0:17.3

I'm Ben Ham.

0:18.6

And I'm Dahlia Beta.

0:19.9

We're your hosts as we navigate the deep waters of humanity

0:23.2

And listen to the stories no one ever tells

0:26.0

You are entering the secret room

0:28.5

One two

0:29.4

Check my check

0:31.8

Check me out

0:34.2

Check me out

0:35.1

Okay what's your disclaimer?

0:38.9

I mean, there's no disclaimer.

0:40.1

I would just like for the record to reflect that I see this as an entertainment piece.

0:46.2

The story I'm about to tell is for entertainment value and very, very large portions of it could be completely made up.

0:56.6

We're just trying to tell a good story here.

0:58.3

I'm a very creative person and also a pathological liar, so there's a good chance this is all made up.

1:05.6

Teenagers. Teenagers, am I right?

1:09.2

We all either are one or have been one.

1:12.6

Why does it seem like they're, for the most part, all the same?

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