Cake!

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes erroneously prepare for a big turnout, cut mammoth slices that nobody would sensibly request and are forced to follow a satisfying meal with gigantic slabs of sugar as we discuss cake. We push our pathetic plastic dessert forks into region-specific cooking literature, consider practical applications for cake and propose substitutes for sugar and flour. Jackson breaks into houses, Alli delivers a message to Mark Ruffalo/Buffalo and Zammit just tries to ruin all of your favourite foods. So join the gang as they attempt to refuse seconds, but, hindered by food-induced lethargy, end up with more cake. Never again.Want to help us make the perfect cake? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us gain weight for the winter.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/, grab some Sanspants Merch here http://teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!

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0:00.0	Sand's Pants Radio. Your original. Came up a replaced.
0:04.7	I always wanted a karate award, but I'm garbage at most sports and also sums.
0:09.8	You know what award would make a fine runner-up?
0:12.1	If shut up a second, won the 2016 Podcast Award for Entertainment.
0:16.0	I put it right on my shelf next to the place where my karate trophy would have gone,
0:19.5	had I any muscle left in my legs.
0:21.7	But I don't. They atrophied. Anyway, it's not the only show nominated, so follow the links and vote for all your fans' favorites. You can vote daily, so set your calendar. You won't regret it. Details on how to do that are below. Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Ellie Kathleen and I'm Jel Zammett.
0:37.2	Today's topic is a cake.
0:39.5	Numb, yum, yum, num, num, num, yum. I got nothing. I was trying to make something. I was trying to make something. I was trying to do a candle noise, but a candle. No such noise exists. Wait, why candle? It felt like a birthday cake. Birthday cake, mix. I was trying to do a candle noise, but a candle?
1:10.1	No such noise exists. Wait, why candle? For like a birthday. Birthday cake, yeah. Maybe a match. Why candle? I think it's the match that makes the noise. If we're discussing birthdays, I'd be like, no, you're a candle, but not on a cake. I think cake, and immediately. I don't associate cake with birthdays. I'm sorry. I'll see it. I associate cakes with cafes.
1:12.0	Yeah.
1:12.3	Yeah.
1:12.8	When somebody says cake,
1:14.7	there's a, I don't associate cake with birthdays. I'm sorry. Really? I associate cakes with cafes.
1:11.9	Yeah.
1:12.9	When somebody says cake, there is a specific cake I imagine.
1:16.8	Uh-huh.
1:17.3	It is like blue.
1:19.0	It's blue.
1:20.4	Wine's green.
1:21.1	Go on.
1:21.9	Pink and it has white icing with sprinkles on it and a little, like a, I don't know what you
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