All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Cadcast episode number 570.

I'm your host, GPD, here in Long Island, New York.

And as always, we're joined by a man who's about to enjoy a brown Thursday wombat.

Hooray for Brown Thursday?

You know what that is?

Is that when I take a dump every day, all day?

I've had a half-priced dumps.

What?

It doesn't even make sense.

I don't know.

Thank God you're talking a lot of nonsense, so I don't have to explain the joke anymore. That was basically, yes. I was talking a lot of nonsense. You saved me. Yep, no problem. I could have just asked you to explain it to me, but what's the way? Too late. We've moved on. Exactly. Shipwrecks here. I did. I am here. Everybody have a hugger. You did it.

I did. I am here. Everybody have a had to. He did it.

I did it. I'm here. Yeah, I nearly passed out taking a poop this week.

That was good. Right. I mean, that's the same thing that you explained it off the air to me, and it was very similar to my experience or one of my experiences.

Yeah, so I woke up in the middle of the night, just like desperately needing to take a poop,

which isn't a normal thing for me. Like, I'm usually able to not poop throughout the night.

And I, so I got up and first of all, I, sometimes I sleepwalk.

So I might have been sleepwalking a little bit as well.

Sleep poop?

Yeah, I was on my way to sleep poop.

And so I got out of bed and I started like walking out of our bedroom and Mrs.

Shipwreck was like, where are you going?

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