Alright, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to CagCast No. 134 Hello, Wombat.

Hello, Mr. D. I should be very mad at you on that.

You should be in love with me. Have you heard any good rumors lately?

Well, I did hear this one about human penis size, but I won't repeat that on the show.

I heard a rumor that you got me banned from Kotaku and Gizmodo and maybe several other sites.

I did not get anyone banned from anywhere. I don't know what you're talking about. That would be a rumor.

That is a rumor. Did you qualify that rumor by doing research in homework?

Of course not.

Exactly.

Alright, I'm going to give you a choice of two things to talk about right now, Wombat.

Okay.

We can talk about the Cag sweater that my mother-in-law did for me for my birthday.

That's made out of cashmere and it doesn't even fit me.

Excellent.

Or we can talk about your whole fake bullshit story contest.

Well, what color is this sweater?

It's black and green and that's pretty much all there is to say about this sweater.

It doesn't even fit me and it probably took her forever to make it and it's made out of cashmere.

So it's too small?

It's not long enough.

Oh, so ship it out to me.

It'll be too long everywhere else except the waist part is not long enough.

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