Cactus injuries, Bubba baby mama court drama, and Anna's stalker
The Bubba Army Podcast
Bubba the Love Sponge Clem
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Bubba asks Dr. Dan if he’s ever treated any cacti issues, the guys talk about the Baby Mama court Bubba went through yesterday, and Anna's stalker calls into the show.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Bubba Army podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | Dan, have you ever had a cactus injury before where somebody's fallen into a cactus? |
| 0:07.0 | I've had a couple cacti injury. |
| 0:10.0 | The only problem is there's not a lot of them down here in Florida. |
| 0:12.8 | We gotta have palm fronds. |
| 0:14.4 | Now it, it's huge, obviously cactuses are huge. |
| 0:18.3 | Well, they can be little and huge. |
| 0:19.6 | They could be, you know, they're just like acorns. |
| 0:21.4 | But the big ones and small acornsorns like the big acorns and small |
| 0:22.8 | acorns but the big ones man I gotta think they would be deadly if somebody fell |
| 0:27.1 | into one oh they got harpoons yeah big ones they got big ones the ones we Florida |
| 0:31.6 | are like you know a quarter inch. |
| 0:33.2 | Like the ones that we can buy at Home Depot. |
| 0:34.8 | Right. The ones that are potted, you know. |
| 0:39.6 | Those real cactuses in the desert, They're like trees out there, right? |
| 0:43.0 | Some of them are massive, yes. |
| 0:45.0 | Those are the ones you can drink out of. |
| 0:47.0 | Like the aloe? |
| 0:48.0 | No, there's actually water. A cactus holds a lot of water in it, and there's a way to get fluid out of you really. But isn't that where they also get aloe is from. is a |
| 0:55.0 | way to get fluid out of that. But isn't that where they also get aloe is from cactus? Yes. But like if a guy was like you know you were I don't know |
| 1:00.0 | wrestling around near a cactus and you threw the guy and could you switch cheese him? |
| 1:05.0 | You know, you probably, you know, like Velcro him to the cactus. |
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