Hello campers, grab your marshmallows and gather around the true crime campfire.

Wear your camp counselors, I'm Katie, and I'm Whitney.

And we're here to tell you a true story that is way stranger than fiction, or roasting

murderers and marshmallows around the true crime campfire.

Humans have always been seekers of truth.

We're not always great at finding it, but we're always looking.

And however noble that quest might be, our desire to understand the how's and why's

if human existence can sometimes leave us open to scams, cons, and cults.

Give us a confident charismatic personality with the right buzzwords and promises of enlightenment,

and we're much too eager to hand over our judgment.

And our wallets.

Today, our special guest, No Illusions, co-host of God Awful Movies, will help us pull

the lid off three, especially noxious cults.

Well, two cults in one cult light.

Join us now for Cabbage Shakes and Energy Snakes, three bizarre new cults.

So campers, first of all we'd like to welcome our guest, No Illusions.

No is one of the hosts of the hilarious podcast God Awful Movies, where this will shock

you, they talk about God Awful Movies.

Not awful like showgirls or battlefield earth, more like the room, but worse.

Awful like straight to video, shot in somebody's mom's basement, halfway through, you're kind

of wondering if maybe you accidentally took too much nightquill or something, because

it's just not possible that this movie could be this awful?

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