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🗓️ 12 October 2023
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0:00.0 | Hello Critters, Marisha Ray here to welcome you to the hallowed audio hulls of the Critical |
0:08.0 | Role Podcast on Network. |
0:10.8 | Critical Role airs on Thursdays at 7 p.m. Pacific on twitch.tv slash Critical Role and |
0:16.2 | youtube.com slash Critical Role, and Twitch subscribers can view the episode on demand immediately |
0:22.2 | after it airs, or you can enjoy the VOD on YouTube the following Monday. |
0:27.4 | And for you loyal podcast listeners, the show transmutes into its audio-only format Thursdays |
0:33.6 | one week after the initial broadcast. |
0:36.6 | Without further ado, let's see what sort of fun scary adventures await. |
0:57.4 | Hello, it's me, Sweet Sam. |
1:15.1 | Have you been injured by the leaping stomp of a four-armed half-human dragon man? |
1:20.5 | Was your property damaged when an ice-weilding mast ninja froze your pipes? |
1:24.8 | Were you forced to miss work when the queen of a delineas van she screamed cracked all the |
1:30.6 | windows in your Kia Sportage? |
1:32.7 | Then you'll need to call me, Sweet Sam, the mortal combat personal injury lawyer. |
1:39.0 | I take the fight to the fighters and get you a flawless victory in court. |
1:45.3 | If Sonya Blade performed a classic leg rap on you without your consent, you may be entitled |
1:51.4 | to the compensatory damages up to $400 and Sweet Sam will finish her in court. |
2:00.2 | But don't take my word for it, here's some testimonials from Satisfied Plaintiffs. |
2:06.2 | I was walking my dog when some guy named Scorpion yelled, get over here and pull me towards |
2:12.0 | him with a chain. |
2:13.5 | I got really bad whiplash, but I also got $280 thanks to Sweet Sam's lawsuit. |
2:20.9 | I think Sweet Sam, I can turn your fatality into a celebratality, and how about this |
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