Bye Bye DEI At UT | Nick Di Paolo Show #1549
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about UT rids DEI, Inmate rids balls and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be. Oh, well, well, well, |
| 0:15.0 | well, well, okay. Oh, wow, wow. My vagina is angry, it is. It's pissed off. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh, punch it. My vagina's angry. |
| 0:39.0 | It is. It's pissed off. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, punch it. It's better than being pissed on. |
| 0:46.0 | I don't think so. |
| 0:48.0 | I hate to start the show on a touchy point with a disagreement. |
| 0:56.3 | Hey folks, welcome to the show. |
| 0:58.3 | It's a Thursday, which is the end of the week for me and my friend Dallas |
| 1:01.3 | Ove, nice. |
| 1:02.3 | Great to be with you. for me and my friend Dallas Ove, nice. |
| 1:02.6 | Great to be with you. |
| 1:05.0 | Stephen Crowder notified me yesterday. |
| 1:09.6 | His show needs me, because Gerald, his right-hand man and like sidekick and brains and his wife's |
| 1:18.4 | having a baby I guess so they need me Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. |
| 1:25.0 | So I'll be flying out Thursday night, hopefully your fucking daughter doesn't blow up the plane, |
| 1:30.0 | or a window, or whatever. And so I'll be there but we'll mean you know we'll prepare stuff before I leave |
| 1:38.8 | Hopefully to give you guys to chew on it puts us in a weird position. Anyways, last night I don't know what happened. |
| 1:48.0 | First of all I have a belly button hernia. I don't, again must have when I was pushing while I was doing it poo poo-boo. |
| 1:56.2 | Because by belly button, which is usually kind of round, and it looks like Rocky's eye, it's sagging in one. |
| 2:04.9 | I want to show you, but I don't want to be gross. |
| 2:07.4 | And it hurts if you touch it, it hurts like a mother-fuck. |
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