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By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2013

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

In which Mayor Harmon explores everything that's already been explored about the topics of Road House, Roger Ebert and Skeletor. Plus: Kumail Nanjiani, Drunk Spencer and the final word on nipple size. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I am so over this situation here. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know

0:06.9

like someone you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I

0:11.1

just want someone who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're

0:17.3

looking for your next boyfriend, girlfriend, casual date or just someone

0:21.4

truly gotcha, it's waiting for you unbumble. Find them unbumble.

0:29.5

You know it, and Modybody knows it. Leaks suck. Which is why they've dropped a new collection

0:36.0

of life-changing period underwear in collaboration with Puma. Designed to absorb up to two to three

0:42.1

tampons without leaking, you'll forget all about your period while you move, jump, kick and sweat.

0:48.7

So go on, swap your sports uniform for a period-proof one. Explore the Puma Modybody active

0:55.0

collection today. The 100 presented back compared to the markup. It's a music tournament with

1:01.9

amazing cricket. No, it's a cricket tournament with amazing music. With explosions. It means fireworks.

1:08.0

And huge fiery shooting things. It means flame machines. There's also amazing DJs and big

1:14.8

bummy portings. It means, oh, actually, there are those things. And best of all, the world

1:20.3

class cricket is that we are the sponsors. Oh, of course. The 100 presented by Compared Market.

1:27.1

Simples.

1:51.2

Yeah. Hello everybody.

1:55.3

Welcome to Meltdown. Harman Town is once again in session. You're lucky little devils.

2:05.7

Once you're welcome to the stage, the mayor of Harman Town.

2:09.2

Dan Harman.

2:21.2

Dan Harman.

2:29.5

Thank you. Where do we start?

2:31.6

Dan, where's your belt?

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