You don't want it.

You don't need it, but you're going to get it anyway.

The Kevin Sheehan Show is Kevin.

Tommy's here.

I am here.

It is April Fool's Day, Tommy.

And I'm not lying.

I'm not fibbing.

I'm not fooling when I tell you that Maryland just moments ago announced that they have hired Texas A&M coach Buzz Williams to lead their Maryland men's basketball programs.

So we will certainly talk about that on today's show. A show that is

presented by, as always, Window Nation, 86690 Nation, Windonation.com. If you need new windows,

mention my name, they'll take really good care of you. Before we get started on, you know,

the breaking news of the day.

You know what I realized?

Somebody said to me, you correct your texts a lot to me.

And the reason that I end up correcting text messages is I voice text a lot.

Do you voice text a lot?

No, I don't. And I should probably because, you know, my fingers are so thick. It's always hard for me.

Yes, I've seen your fingers before. They're very thick. Very thick. But I don't do the vocal. I don't do voice. And you don't see so great. So there's that too.

Yes. But whenever I voice text and I don't go back and check it, it's just error-filled. And instead of just leaving the error-filled text message the way it is in, you know,

assuming that someone will figure out what I was trying to say and assume that I was either

texting, you know, too quickly or voice texting and it didn't get it right, I actually will

...