Buying Stuff Online, Orange Julius, Japanese Honor, and Epic Rap Battles <Episode 84 with EpicLLOYD>

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Lloyd Ahlquist (EpicLLOYD) joins Jo and Dre in The Koy Pond. They talk about going to the mall vs. ordering on Amazon, being involved in your kid's schoolwork, and drinking in Japan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't think it just blessed a move, his joint is gonna get you in the mood.
0:09.0	Yo!
0:10.0	Hey, guess what?
0:12.0	I'm back!
0:14.0	The Koi Pond baby!
0:16.0	Um, look, when it's your birthday and you get old like me, you celebrate for a week.
0:24.0	Yeah, sometimes more.
0:26.0	Sometimes more.
0:27.0	You deserve it.
0:28.0	You know what I mean?
0:29.0	I'm tired, I'm tired of, you know, planning a birthday for my child.
0:34.0	Okay.
0:35.0	You know what I mean?
0:36.0	Yeah.
0:37.0	Fuck him.
0:38.0	Yeah, right?
0:39.0	Who, what is he, does, or, first of all, my son doesn't give two shit.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:42.0	He doesn't give two shit, so that it's his birthday.
0:44.0	He does, because he knows he's gonna get the gifts.
0:46.0	Right.
0:47.0	But he doesn't want the party with his parents.
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