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Happy Thanksgiving from the late show pod show.

What do we have cooking up for Thanksgiving potting?

So this is my favorite field piece and we can you know it's specific to this time of year is this

turkey talk line this is the butterball turkey talk line I love the turkey talk line it is

some of the stupidest jokes I've ever done.

I think my favorite thing in the Turkey Talk line is the woman who calls in and doesn't

know whether her turkey is fully thought out.

And I tell her to take a wooden spoon and to spank her turkey, as you would

a lover, you know, just firm enough to make a point but not so hard as it leaves the mark and

and to hold her phone up to the turkey while she spanks it.

And she did.

And God, God bless her.

I hope the turkey turned out really well.

And I want to apologize to everybody who called in that day. It's a very tense day. It's very stressful. I'm sure I didn't help. But I so enjoyed being a chaos agent on our national holiday. Thank you. Thank you butterball. Are you cooking a turkey this year?

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