Butter, known for being tasty, famous for being slippery.

Nobody thinks much about it, so let's have some fun.

Let's find out why butter is secretly incredibly fascinating. Fascinating.

Hey there, folks. Welcome to a whole new podcast episode, a podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is. My name is Alex Schmidt, and I'm not

alone. My guests today are Billy Wayne Davis and Connor Lestoka. Billy Wayne Davis is one of

my favorite stand-up comedians in the entire world, especially

his special.

It's called Live at Third Man Records.

And then you can hear his podcasting on his show Grown Local or as a guest on The Daily

Zitegeist and Behind the Bastards and lots more great shows.

Connor Lestoka is a comedy writer and podcaster and novelist. You've

experienced his writing for riff tracks. Hopefully you've experienced his podcasting with the show

372 pages We'll Never Get Back. And then he has many funny novels. The latest is the

Pole Vault Championship of the entire universe, which is now an audible original.

Also, I have gathered all of our zip codes and used internet resources like native-land.ca

to acknowledge that I recorded this on the traditional land of the Gataba, Ino, and Shikori peoples.

Acknowledge Billy recorded this on the traditional land of the Gabrielineur Tongva,

and Kich, and Chumash peoples.

Acknowledge Connor recorded this on the traditional land of the Manahoke people,

and acknowledge that in all of our locations, native people are very much still here.

That feels worth doing on each episode, and today's episode is about butter.

Not everyone eats butter, not everyone consumes butter, but you might have butter in your

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