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LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's December! We've opened door number 1 on our advent calendars, the nativity parts are in, Lu rides for England, Anna meets Ross Kemp, and we're chatting a forgotten bullet & finance dynamics.

Plus, a cuckhold in a wardrobe, a big chat on fine-free school absences, the Danes are the latest to join the list of countries banning social media for teens, and sh*tting in a lunchbox.

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0:41.3	This is a global player original podcast.
0:44.8	Be warned, it's Luanna and this podcast contains honest,
0:47.6	upfront opinions, rants, and general explicit content.
0:51.7	But you know you love it.
0:53.2	And guys, it is officially happy advent.
0:57.7	It's Christmas.
1:01.3	I mean, I feel like Christmas has been going on for 14 months already.
1:04.8	Really?
1:05.4	I mean, is it?
1:06.0	I've done nothing Christmas.
1:07.5	No, but as in bonfire night happened and then that was it.
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