Yeah, I know that the credit cards are maxed, yeah, no, I'm not gonna ask your dad for money again, okay?

Listen, I know this is gonna work. I got a good feeling about this one. All right? Okay, I gotta go.

Jim, hey, hey, hey, hey, Bob. Okay, nice to meet you, Bob. Hey, we're here to get you some capital for your business today.

Figure of cross-bob, my fat. Well, let's just dive in. Sure, and we'll unpack it. Tell me about your business.

Yeah, you know, Bob, I just feel like I'm really sitting on a powder keg right now. And this industry is about to blow.

All we have to do is like the match. You want to light it with me, Bob?

Well, let's see. Sure. What is this business? Yeah, it's the party business, but more specifically, it's the pet party business.

Like for animals? Yeah, dogs, cats, fish, we've done a couple ducks. So you throw parties for pets.

Birthday parties, weddings, graduations, anniversaries, office parties, problems, we do it all. Okay. Okay. So, so what can we do for you?

Really, Bob? We're a young company, but I'm just my phone's blowing up. And I probably get a call about once a month,

and I can only see that doubling in the future. So I need a massive building that I can call my call centers.

That's what the capital is for. Right. Let me tell you this is that there are 180 million pets in America, and all they want to do is party.

That's it. Who are we to stop and, Bob? One call center away. Okay. Have a few standard questions for you. Bring them on.

There you go. Okay. What are your net earnings?

Netted. You know, they're very netted. I netted myself. So it's all good.

What I mean is how are your profits? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're rebounding rebounding. So you're losing money. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

But you know, I say it's addition by subtraction. Jim, do you have any real figures that you can show me?

I do. Figure this, Bob. I'm not trying to sell a product here. Okay. What I'm trying to sell is the American dream.

You can't put a price on that. Do you have a cost analysis, balance sheet, P&L? I don't know if that is.

Do you have anything you can show me today? I can do attitude. And it's right here. You're looking at it.

We feel a little more than that, Jim. Okay. Diamond. I thought this might happen. So what I did is I brought a satisfied customer.

Say hello to Pebbles. Hey, Bob. Give this guy all the capital he needs. What are you doing? Oh, come on, Bob. This business is perfect.

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