Since Bandspr Radio, I've realized that when these are really, really long, I get maximum enjoyment out of them, and I'm not sure how the listeners feel, but God, I love them. Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Gabe. I'm Liam. And I'm David. Today's topic is Bush Rangers. Pachoo! Pachoo! Ew!

The because bush rangers Pachoo! Pachoo! Pachoo! Pachoo! That was my Bush Ranger noise. It sounded like a laser gone, which is not a Bush Ranger. That would be cool. That would be cool. It goes... Armour goes ting. What? The armor goes ting, yeah. I like that. Bush Rangers are the only other like,

like, you know, you get knights wearing armour in like medieval.

You get your samurai in armour in Australia.

Bush Rangers, that's pretty good.

And to be fair, only four of those Bush Rangers wore armour.

And those four were directly associated with each other.

Yes.

On one occasion.

And it was a very Australian version of armour. No thought put into it. Metal plates and some straps. You know what? The fact of it is, I watched Ned Kelly the movie again the other night, which is film I have a lot of time probably to defend a lot. But the awesome scene of the Siegel and Roman at the end where they're in their armour and they walk out and the cops are like shooting at them. And, you know, they're all just standing there in the music crescendos and they all lift their guns

at one and start taking out the cops. And I'm like, this is fucking awesome. In reality, they're out there for about 30 seconds. Yeah. And they got shot a few times and ran inside and not a single policeman died at the Cedgillan Rowan. He died at the Cedricle of Rowan?

The Kelly game.

How bad were they shooting?

And Ned survived.

And Ned survived.

Ostensibly, he's the only one who did.

I mean, there's like, Cedric Glenn Rowan. You've died at the Cedger Glam Rowan? The Kelly gang. How bad were they shooting?

And Ned survived.

And Ned survived.

Ostensibly, he's the only one who did.

I mean, there's a lot of conjecture about, and like, if you grow up in the country like I didn't, like, talk to a lot of, like, Kelly enthusiasts, then you sort of learn a lot about like there's so much conjecture about Dan Kelly and Steve Hart escaping because the thing about the siege of Glen Rowan which kind of makes you think the Kelly gang

might not have been quite that bright, is that there was a back door to the inn that the police just weren't watching. They're all firing at the front and they're trying to get the hostages out and nobody went out of the back door. It was a different time. So basically all the people who died the kelly gang were predominantly the hostages

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