Drought, bind, set.

Joe presents the House of Rugby, together with Guinness.

Hello, Dreams Team. Welcome to a new edition

of House of Rugby, Portchie, by Joe, to get a lot of very good friends.

At Guinness, my name is Alex Payne.

I guess who's back? Welcome home.

Thank you. Here's Risen again to sit at the right hand of Mike the Almighty.

How is the foot, first of all? You were away last week off-sick.

Yeah, it was good. I mean, I've got a red phone in my house

that went off apparently viewing figures with rock bottom this week.

No, that's simply not true.

The Trimball's chat was horrific.

I missed out on the fact that everyone got into Tins about Hating Island,

which he does. I saw him burning a flag before I came in.

And I'm just here to kind of say the day, get things back on track,

bring a bit of energy, because you know, you're good,

but your chat's not the best.

And you're like, little little old funk heroine.

And he'd be me here bringing the energy, keeping him from causing massive events.

Don't look like you're tired of a chat already.

I'm not tired of you, chat. I was just trying to think of nice ways of comparing you and Andrew.

And I was like, I was thinking about, you know, you look at Andrew, he's professional.

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