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Burger King 2 with Jordan Morris (LIVE)

Doughboys

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Fast Food, Healthfitness, Mike Mitchell, Snacks, Chains, Restaurants, Comedy, Ucb, Arts, Spoonman, Doughboys, Fastfood, Nick Wiger, Food

4.85.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Mitch and Wiger revisit the Pepsi of fast food burger joints, Burger King, with returning guest Jordan Morris (@midnight, Jordan, Jesse, Go!). Mitch, Jordan, and an audience volunteer compete in another edition of the Wiger Challenge. Recorded live at MaxFunCon in Lake Arrowhead, CA.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Doe Boys.

0:30.0

Money is this man's God and to get enough of it he would sacrifice his country.

0:41.0

These words were written by a minor revolutionary war officer named John Brown and a hand-built distributed in 1776.

0:47.0

The man Brown publicly accused of treasonous desires, a captain in the Connecticut, Nolisha, named Benedict Arnold.

0:54.0

Much like the famed presidential daily briefing of August 2001 that read, been lot and determined to strike US.

0:59.0

Delivered while then President Bush was on one of many vacations, Brown's warning went ignored by the powerful and Arnold conspired in secret with the British until 1780.

1:07.0

That year, after receiving command of West Point, Arnold offered to surrender the military installation of British General George Clinton in exchange for 20,000 pounds.

1:16.0

He would face court martial for his treachery but evade capture by formally defecting to command British forces.

1:21.0

But prior to becoming the most recognizable symbol of treason in American culture, at least until the Confederacy came along, Arnold had established as a life as a pharmacist and bookseller in New Haven, Connecticut.

1:31.0

New Haven founded in the 1600s as a fundamentalist theocracy by a splinter group of puritans who felt the pilgrims weren't puritanical enough.

1:39.0

It's also the home to Yale University, the garfunkel of the Ivy League.

1:45.0

And Lewis's lunch, the first known restaurant to sell a dish known as the Hamburger Steak Sandwich in 1900.

1:52.0

During the 20th century, the evolution of Lewis's lunch's signature item would become the definitive American food.

1:57.0

Through a country that originated, though a country that originated as a British colony, America's largest ethnic population is German, which is reflected in the nomenclature of the hamburger from Hamburg and the Frankfurter from Frankfurt.

2:08.0

In October of 1780, Arnold wrote to General George Washington attempting to justify his actions.

2:13.0

Love to my country actuates my present conduct, however it may appear inconsistent to the world who very seldom judge right of any man's actions.

2:21.0

Yet he would leave that country and live out his life in exile in England, never setting foot in the new nation of the United States of America.

2:28.0

In the Democratic Constitutional Federal Public that is the US, a country founded in rebellion deroyalty where no one holds a title, the closest we have to a monarch, is the titular mascot of a Florida Quick Service chain founded in 1957, which serves the sandwich that originated in Benedict Arnold's pre-war hometown.

2:49.0

This week on Doe Boys, we return to Burger King.

2:58.0

Welcome to Doe Boys Live! How you doing, Max Funken?

3:13.0

I'm Nick Weiger. Boy, what a day me and Mitch had. We'll get into that one second. Boy, let me introduce him. My co-host, the Boston Cream Strangler, the Spoon Man Mike Mitchell!

3:44.0

Hey, everybody out there one doing! Yay! Thanks for coming out. I like how your ears stay with the tape for this share away from me. That's what I wanted. I don't want to be too close.

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