Welcome to the Nightmare Magazine Story podcast.

Enter freely and of your own free will.

I am your humble host, Terence Taylor,

one very much at home with the children of the night.

Stay close as my muse, the medieval demon gobola, guides us one very much at home with the Chileanite.

Stay close as my muse, the medieval demon gobola, guides us down into beautiful darkness.

In this episode, we have a novelette for you, funny ears, written by Christina Ten and narrated by Roxanne Hernandez.

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I need to tell you about the races today

I've just left the girls we had such a nice day we all wore something pink

Sue made us all wear pink Josie pulled out all the stops for the picnic

my sausage rolls went down a storm and I spotted a jockey wearing pink in the parade ring so So we had to back him. Sue picked the winner in the big race. We got a bottle with the winning. Next thing you know, she's got us all on the dance floor. I've still got the moves. Her dancing was hilarious. We've already booked to come again. Watch out for the ladies in pink. Four million memories made every year. The going is good. Great British racing. Such horse racing me and me.

And now, Roxanne Hernandez. Bunny ears by Christina Tan.

Hannah's first impression of Colden Hills Music Camp is that for a place with hills and music right in the name,

it's too flat and way, way too quiet, and the one thing she initially thinks must be a weird

rustic flute propped up against the side of the welcome cabin turns out to be just an extra

straight stick some termites board holes through.

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