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Secret Keepers Club

Secret Keepers Club

Comedy

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Carly is back this week and she’s off her darn rocker !!!! We chit and chat and answer emails! you can send emails to [email protected] This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/SECRETKEEPERS and get on your way to being your best self

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0:24.3

Hello everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys so much for chaining in. So happy to have you here as always. My name is Carly Aquilino. I'm your host got a bunch of things I want to chit chat with my girls about a bunch of emails that you guys sent into secret keepers club at gmail that we're going to get to hope everybody had a great week hope everybody had a great weekend the girls are feeling frisky I know I saw you girls out at the Yankee game with your knee-high boots on.

0:33.0

Okay, and your little mini skirts and your sun dresses. Okay, the girls are out. We might be out a little early, but we're out.

0:38.0

I had a great week last week. My mom came and stayed with me for a few days,

0:42.0

which was really nice.

0:43.4

She was supposed to, she was supposed to come the week before, but you know her, she's

0:48.0

damn busier than Beyonce Noles.

0:49.8

You would think that my mom was performing at the Grammy is, you know, the country music awards, the Oscars, she's presenting at the Oscars, that's how busy she is.

1:00.0

So it was good that she finally, you know, she finally came over. We had so much fun, we went out to dinner, and then the next night we just kind of had like pizza party and chilled because, and we just like watch movies and stuff and because I had to run out just for a couple hours.

1:18.0

My friend was opening a restaurant.

1:21.0

Shout out to my friend Greg Una, he opened a restaurant in the city called Chika and the Dawn.

1:25.3

You guys should check it out. It was really great.

1:27.5

But I knew that I had to go to that and when she had rescheduled, I said, I just have to go to something for a couple hours and then I'm going

1:35.0

no no it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine I'm like ma it's cool just sit here and hang out watch TV do whatever you got to do and do you want to do what this woman says to me? She says, well what if you meet a guy and you want to take them home?

1:50.0

I said what? What? My mom thinks, I don't know what she thinks, but first of all I'm

1:58.7

flattered. Me and my best you were laughing about it yesterday. I told her that she said that and my best friends like it's kind of flattering that she thinks you got it like that.

2:07.0

I was like no I know. I told her I said mom never done that in my life but if I get inspired tonight I'll give you a ring

2:17.6

If I meet a guy in the one hour that I'm gonna be out of the house and I gotta rip his clothes off

2:35.0

I'll text you and tell you to go for a lap around the block, you know? But that just cracked me the hell up. I think it's just like my life is so different than than her life ever was that she just imagines me being this I don't know I think she imagines me out you know in my hoochy mama

2:41.5

gear getting numbers and taking names but

2:49.6

She cracks me the hell up and then I came home from the party and guess what she was like oh I've been on

2:54.0

Tik-Tok this whole time she's an addict she's addicted to it her algorithm is something I've never even like you can never

3:01.1

even imagine my mom's algorithm, by the way.

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