B.S.B. Emergency. Obviously, I care a lot.

The Metzum-Signed Matt's Max Scher to three years, $130 million.

Gregory, you lost out on Stephen Mats, but here you are on a triumphant Monday afternoon.

How are you doing?

Woo!

That's how I'm doing.

Okay.

I mean, just real quick, before I tee you up.

Yeah, imagine just the butterfly effect from Stephen Mats' agent has pissed off Steve Cohen to fuck it.

We're just going to spend $43 million a year on Max Scherzer.

Chef's Kiss, bro.

It's the way to go.

I think last week we mentioned, I didn't think there's had any possibility of happening

of Max Scherger coming to the Mets, not because the Mets aren't a destination place to go,

especially with Steve Cohen having infinite money.

It just seemed like he was resigned to stay out west, to stay in L.A.

Turns out $130 million over three years can really change a lot of minds.

Like kind of generational wealth kind of shit.

That really changes things.

And now you have what I would consider the most dynamic and deadliest one-two punch in the last 15 years of Jacob deGrom and Max Scherzer.

And if both can stay healthy,

I think you are in a position to have an extremely interesting year.

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