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Yeah, well, maybe going to be one of the wildest moments of our show.

It very possible. Very possible.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I mean, there's the only way to say it is just to say it.

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I'm sorry, what was that, Dave?

You heard me.

It's Clone a Willy.

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Name a penis.

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if you get him over to the house, if you get him to sit still for a minute, yeah.

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Wow.

Okay, this is really hard.

My high school principal's penis.

Okay, that is going, for personal reasons that's going to be a more difficult get but if you can

convince him you don't know the relationship between me at my high school I

admittedly I don't know that's not a willy that I want a clone but the point is you could the

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