The a cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast critics have hailed it is everything from

Who's this raven jerk and if you want clever discourse non-sensical banter and incessant rambling, well, this is the show for you. The spider my rage I'm still just a red in a cage.

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates.

This is Raven. Hello and welcome

welcome first off we need bigger ratings because we aren't winning.

I don't know what it will take to win.

Yes I do. More listeners. Lots more listeners. Tons of listeners.

Thousands and zillions of listeners.

Also, we're languishing at 550 five-star reviews.

We need to increase that to a thousand or so

so we can hear Busby explain the great mattress snafu of 2017 to Krista and I will tell the equally exciting though not as

tragic tale of my seven deadly sins angle I'm sorry to berate you with this right off

to get-go fans but but we need bigger, we need more of you.

You have to go like to all your friend's phones and subscribe and then I told you you put it in

Portuguese after that so they can't figure out how to unsubscribe it

It's a very simple just do that to every with every fan did that to five people that see we have 37 fans times 5 it's over 80 anyway now if we have 554

five-star reviews and I have 70,000 Twitter followers that means a few of you

aren't giving us a five-star review, and obviously

not all 70,000 of you, or even listening to the podcast.

In fact, if we have 37 listeners and 70,000 Twitter followers.

Well, that means there's at least a hundred or so people not listening,

at least a hundred.

...