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There it is, there it is, it's not always, but sometimes, hey, let's do all the black

very much.

Thanks everybody, please have a seat.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's so lovely to be here.

There's no feeling like being with this audience.

Welcome to the late show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen, but of course, you already know

that.

All of the news today is stuff we already know.

Facebook is evil, global warming is real, Republican officials help plan the coup.

Pop Tarts contain no fruit.

That's true, and that's our top story because the company, this is true, the company that

makes the toaster pastry is being sued for $5 million because Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts

contain 2% or less of dried strawberries, dried pears, and dried apples.

Yeah, we know.

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